Teddy Talk is The Roosevelt News’ Advice Column. Starting October 23rd, readers’ conundrums will be answered by Theodore “Teddy” Roosevelt himself. All submissions are welcome, whether they seek advice regarding the state of Washington legislature, Roosevelt’s academic qualities, or which Shrek movie was the best. Use a pseudonym if you wish. Ask away!

We will ignore submissions containing hateful or inappropriate language or meant to unfairly antagonize individuals or groups.