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RHS Spreads Holiday Cheer (and Sickness)
Graphics Issue Satire

RHS Spreads Holiday Cheer (and Sickness)

December 13, 2022December 16, 2022 Charlot Born

Deck the halls with coughs and sniffles, fa la la

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Suffering From Seasonal Depression? Don’t Worry, It’s Not a Thing!
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Suffering From Seasonal Depression? Don’t Worry, It’s Not a Thing!

December 13, 2022December 13, 2022 Charlot Born

It must be those darn phones and laziness nowadays… I

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Is Football Even a Real Sport?
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Is Football Even a Real Sport?

December 8, 2022December 11, 2022 Kate Fox

It’s the Homecoming game and Roosevelt High School students gather

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XC Attempts to Explain Why They Run in Circles Every Day
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XC Attempts to Explain Why They Run in Circles Every Day

December 6, 2022December 6, 2022 Kaylie Earl

Do you ever wonder when you see a runner why

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From The Editor

Frances & Teresa
From the Editor RHS Student Life Roosevelt High School

Frances & Teresa

January 6, 2025January 6, 2025
Photo By: Alan Brennan From Starting high school as insecure freshman to now leading the…
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TRN Earns ‘First Class’ Honor in Critique by NSPA

December 7, 2022December 12, 2022
The Roosevelt News receives national scholastic journalistic recognition. The Roosevelt News was awarded the honor…

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The Roosevelt News is a student run publication that aims to present factual and unbiased news and meaningful content to students, teachers, parents, and alumni. We seek to inspire conversation within the Roosevelt community and give a platform to a wide range of opinions and backgrounds so that all voices in the student body are acknowledged and represented. Our intent is to broaden thinking and bring awareness to issues that matter in our community and provide an open forum for discussion within our school.

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